ONSE-han 4.0, Pumo-photographer Mode

Happy New Year! #itsmorefunin2012

It's been a while since any of us posted sa blog na ito, 2010 pa ang huli. Kaya eto naisipan kong buhayin kahit papano ang blog namin.

Hindi ako magaling mag-shot ng picture kahit nuon na ang uso pa ay ang 110 film (o di nyo alam yun no?) Tandaan ko way back in highschool, ako ang natangi tanging may dala ng 110 camera, silang lahat puros 135. Pagnagsho-shot ako mostly wala ang ulo, maluwag sa one side ng frame, worst naibaba ko na pala ang camera tsaka nagshot.

Now, on digital era, phones usually have mega-pixelated camera and with help from different apps you can edit or add effects to make it more dramatic.

On the 4th installment of my ONSE-han, here are the Top 11 phone-camera shots I took, na tingin ko e maganda.

ONSE

my niece, Micah. apps: combination of lemecam and instagram.

DYES

with my officemate at Kebab. app: instagram.

NUEVE

me at work. app: lemecam.

OCHO

view from my office pantry. app: path

SHETE

during a meeting. app: path

SAIS

at pizza hut. app: lemecam.

SINGKO

view from my room windom. app: instagram.

KWATRO

my nephew with chicken pox. app: instagram.

TRES

National Shrine of St. Jude Thaddeus

DOS

January 1, 2012. app: path.

UNO

light-bulb somewhere in Pasay. app: instagram.

instagram account: titobabis.

MAJOR MAJOR DAY, AUGUST 23, 2010

August 23 (Manila time and Nevada time) marked a two-faced day for the world. Two faces from two Filipinos.

SAD FACE.

A certain Rolando Mendoza, a disgruntled former senior inspector from the Manila Police District, took 25 people hostage in an attempt to get his job back. 9 of them were released, 1 escaped, 7 were injured and 8 were killed.

I'll enumerate my opinion:

1. Mendoza's brother shouldn't resist the arrest and don't get me started on the other Mendoza's on the site. They're not the victims that night.

2. Media blow-by-blow was a huge mistake! It was very obvious that Mendoza's watching the news from the bus. Graphic live feed, I even heard media men laughing as the shots we're fired on their direction. And Mike Enriquez' "utak!". Come on!

3. Uzi, not the submachine gun but the UZI-zeros! No wonder a teen-ager got injured, I'm not saying he deserves it, but we should stop this UZI thing!

4. SWAT: Should We ATtack? Sana Wag Akong Tamaan? and the list goes on..

What happened to the tourist bus on that day, as we all Filipinos know is an isolated case. Philippines is a very safe place for tourist, Manila-scene is just a minor minor place compared to the rest of the Philippines.

We apologize and would like to give our condolences to the family of the tourists whose lives were taken.

-o-

HAPPY FACE.

Maria Venus Bayonito Raj took the 5th spot in the Miss Universe 2010 beauty pageant. A towering Bicolana, 5ft 9in whose vital stats are, WOW, 35-22-35.

She was the last contestant to be called on the Top 15. Wanna see some reactions? see the video below.

She placed 3rd on the swimsuit competition and was called for the top 10.

She placed 5th on the gown and was included in the top 5. Which means Q&A na ni ka ernie baron.

The famous question from a Baldwin: "What is one big mistake that you've made in your life, and what did you do to make it right?"

Raj raj raj: "In my 22 years of existence, I can say that there is nothing major, major...I mean, problem that I've done in my life, because I am very confident with my family, with the love that they are giving to me. So, thank you so much that I am here. Thank you, thank you so much!"

My opinion(s):

1. Maganda sya.

2. Maganda diction nya.

3. Sexy.

4. Matalino sya, Cum Laude.

5. Mahaba exposure nya sa TV, kesa yun iba di man lang nahagip ng camera.

6. Major major is OK, kaso sana Bongang-bonga na lang.

-o-

AUGUST 23, 2010. One day. Two faces. Two people. A man who put us in the dark and a woman who shed some light.

ONSE-han (3.0)

para sa 3rd installment ng ONSEhan, 11 words or phrase REAL MEN should never use. Nakuha ko ang inspirasyon mula kay Lourd de Veyra, pero dadagdagan ko ng sarili kong inputs para BONGGA, este para COOL.

ONSE - loveit / lavet

Madalas ko tong marinig sa commercials at sa mga pinoy talkshows. At ang pag-pronounce nito ay as one-word, "lavet".

example: BOY1: pre, ok yun SALT no, ganda ni Angelina Jolie. BOY2: oo pre, loveit!

DYES- bongga*

Parang eto ata ay no explanation needed. Pero minsan eh 2x pa itong binubulalas, "BONGGANG BONGGA"!

example: BOY1: pre, ok yun SALT no, ganda ni Angelina Jolie. BOY2: oo pre, BONGGA!

NWEVE - thingie*

may refer to anything. yun lang!

example: BOY1: pre, ok yun SALT no, ang ganda ni Angelina Jolie. BOY2: oo pre, ay labas yun thingie mo!

OCHO-OCHO - di kaya ng powers ko*

Isa pa ata to, no explanation necessary. Kung dati e si darna at kapitan bawang lang ang may powers, ngayon maski sino e meron na.

example: BOY1: pre, ok yun SALT no, di kinaya ng powers ko ang ganda ni Angelina Jolie. BOY2: oo pre!

SHETE - fave*

may refer to anything you really like or favorite mo.

example: BOY1: pre, fave ko yun SALT, ang ganda ni Angelina Jolie. BOY2: oo pre, fave ko yun hair nya!

SAIS - _ness

Ang hulaping -ness. kinakabit ito sa kahit anong salita, mapatagalog man o english. Either you agree or disagree with something e kakabitan mo ng -ness just to make a stress to your point. likeness, cuteness, asar-ness...

example: BOY1: pre, likeness ko yun SALT, ang ganda ni Angelina Jolie. BOY2: oo pre, cuteness!

SINGKO - palong-palo

Dati kinakatakutan ko ang palo, kasi masakit, nasubukan ko na lahat: sinturon, walis, kawayan at kahoy. aba ngayon e iba na pala ang meaning nito. Kung baga e mabenta o ayos ang isang bagay.

example: BOY1: pre, ok yun SALT no, ang ganda ni Angelina Jolie. BOY2: oo pre, palong-palo!

KWATRO - pak

halintulad ito sa SINGKO. Kasi nga palong-palo so may tunog, PAK! same meaning pero deserving ito ng isang spot kasi mas malala.

example: BOY1: pre, ok yun SALT no, ang ganda ni Angelina Jolie. BOY2: oo pre, pak na pak!

TRES - girl

Madalas ko tong marinig, as in madalas. Di ko na lang sabihin kung saan basta andito ako sa lugar na ito 5days a week. Instead of calling someone by his/her name e "girl" ang itatawag mo sa kanya, worst "gurl".

example: BOY1: girl, ok yun SALT no, ganda ni Angelina Jolie. BOY2: oo gurl!

DOS - kalurkey

Sinasambit ito kapag, nakakabaliw ang isang bagay. Katulad din ito ng "kaloka" noong 80's pero nagevelove na sya.

example: BOY1: pre, ok yun SALT no, ang ganda ni Angelina Jolie. BOY2: oo pre, kalurkey!

UNO - teh

ayan na ang malala, bukod sa girl e teh ang ginagamit. Kung noong 80's e kapatid mo lang ang ate mo, ngayon maski sino ay tinatawag ng teh.

example: BOY1: teh, faveness ko na yun SALT, ang bongga ni Angelina Jolie. BOY2: oo girl, pak na pak!

*entries from Lourd's article

**ang larawang ito ay walang kinalaman sa article, pero maari kayong bumoto: kalurkey o bongga? just post your comments**

..random..

ano ba ang random blog? madalas ko kasi itong mabasa sa mga blogs na aking binibisita, sana eh naiintindihan din ito ni nog. ayon sa aking pagkaka-absorb, ang "random blog" ay mabilisang blog ng author, depende ito sa mood nya.Dahil din sa obligasyon ng isang blogger na mag update as much as he/she could sa blog nya, eto na lamang ang nagsislbing "Pan-tawid Post".

So eto ang aking 1st random blog...

Nagising ng 630AM, dahil natatae, ok naman. May tatlong malaking pimple, gusto kong tirisin pero di ko magawa.Di masyado maaga sa office kasi OT naman, di rin makakauwi ng maaga. Maingay na OJTs, konti na lang ma-a-out number na nila kami, yun isa gusto ko tirisin! EMAIL: BAGONG SPECS NANAMAN! Lunch time, pizza hut, mahal kasi bistro pala. Local tax? ano yun?! ok na din dahil kay nog este kay PNOY FB..FB..YM..FB..Office Communicator (sana wag tanggalin YM dahil dito)..FB pa!

Yan na muna.. enjoy!

Funny Videos from youtube

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TRANSLATION: Hello Ako si Nog. Ako si Tobobz readers! Just a collection of funny videos... Enjoy! Peace out!



Tugs! tugs! tugs!




Facundo! Palabasin ang mga aso! (linya 'to ni nog alam ko e)

11266

... is the bib number for my 1st ever 10k run, February 21, 2010 at The Fort.

The registration cost 600 pesos. It includes singlet, bib number, electronic timer chip and other free stuff(one of which includes a healthy food bar that I wasn't able to eat, it expired a day before the run).On the day of the run, I arrived around 4:50AM on the venue. According to the itinerary list, 10K run will start at 5AM, pero it started 5:35... so pinoy time. My left leg still hurts because of the 2 practice runs I had.

All 10K, runners we're requested to form on the starting line, a few seconds after the 21K runners started their run. I had my mp3 player with me and my phone(thinking na i'll be able to take some shots while running). At the start line, ang daming tao. Then there is a huge LCD screen that showed a guy instructing simple stretching, which I did follow. And then a gun shot, yumuko ako kala ko may gulo, JOKE!

It took me a while, a minute to be exact, before I crossed the starting line. An electronic chip were placed on every runners shoe and will calculate your time and speed, accurately. I was doing the simple run, then the quick run(the fastest I could go kasi masakit talaga) and then the walk. At some point there were models and event-people who gives water(event-people) and gatorade(models). I've passed by at least 4 and had 3 stops, 2 of which for water and 1 gatorade. At 5K point, the run-chip scanner is placed (38(m):24(s)). I'm drenched in sweat! Itlog na maalat at malabsa! And then the finish line after another 5K of course. We all have to line up for our freebies. Free breakfast(all tuna recipe they could think off), calendar, face towel, powerade(like a gatorade).

(approaching the finish line, naglalakad na lang)

According to runpix, I finished at 1h:13m:15s (gun) / 1h:12m:15s (net).

(after the race, having breakfast)

A few photo shots from century superbods run site, I have 3/4 solo shots, hahahaaha!

I enjoy the run, thanks to nog for encouraging me to participate.

I will run again, 10K on March 21st. Wish me luck!

sabi nila

Matagal ko ng gustong mag post ng ganito. Lagi kasi kami nanonood dito sa pinoychannel.tv, nandyan kasi ang mga pinoy shows na di namin napapanood. At di lumalagpas sa mga mapanuri kong mata ang mga komento. Mayroong mga may sense, pero mas madami ang walang kwenta at sadyang nakakatawa. Narito ang mga ilang komento na nabibilang sa walang kwenta na kategorya. Dalawang shows palang yan, mauubos ang pahinang ito pag nilagay ko lahat. Marami silang ganyan. Mayroon pa nga, nag cocomment, "Im the first one!" kung siya ang unang makakapanood ng video. Kaya eto na, umpisahan na ang paglilista.

On PBB Double Up:

xearcian 2 hours ago Reply To This Post0
con't...and not interested in getting to know the girls better.lately nlang naman xa nglalalapit sa girls.kaya wag na kau mgtalo dahil may kanya2 sila weaknesses tulad natin.at hindi loob ng convent ang pinanonood natin

xearcian 2 hours ago Reply To This Post0
si cathy rin naman may landi rin,nd nga lang garapal.remember,kaya xa binoto ni rica dahil she's into boys

springselle 7 hours ago Reply To This Post0
i agree u bluebelle un ang sabi ni tom sa dalawa nong nkalabas na cya klarong klaron un so it means napansin din nya ang mga kalandian ng dalawa.ang mga guys malaman nila yan sa gurls if malandi or not the way kumilos.tama c tom ah kc sabi pa nya kawawa c rocky don sa dalawa kakahiya guy nagsabi ng ganyan what a shame.

smokesalmon 10 hours ago Reply To This Post0
diyos ko gma english ng house B siyos ko amg tagalog nalang akyo oi.iwan ko kung nag bobobobohan or sayang bobo ang mga babaeng ito sa house B.plastic ayaw mamili daw eh si tom nga binot niyo eh nakasama niya samantalang sa kabilang chance ang mga sinasabi nila para ke tom.mga tsismoso at tsismosa.

ruthdimple88 12 hours ago Reply To This Post0
hooy kung walang yuri at mariel boring, tsaka wala kong makitang pag lalandi or pag iinarte kola mariel at yuri.. may kanya kanyang character ang bawat tao, ung mga nag pipintas kayo mga pintasera kau, mas malala pa yan sa pagiging malandi!!! at least sila totoo ung pinapakita nila...

kuzi 11 hours ago2 Boring kung wala si jayson at melai, sila ung totoo ang pnapakta hindi ung pinapakita nila yuri at mariel dahil nakaka irita sila sa totoo lang... hindi nga sila malandi kaso mga alang breeding, tsismosa pa... palengkera ang mga boses...susme..

bluebelle 9 hours ago0 kung hindi malandi si mariel at yuri, bakit sabi ni tom mismo na dapat di tularan ni carol silang dalawa, at sabi pa nya..patay daw kawawa ang bagong pasok na si rocky sa kanilawang ni mariel at yuri...aberrr?????? ka housemate na nila mismo nagsabi ha? si tom na mismo..kc nilandian din sya sa dalawa..kaya lang no pansin sila dahil si princess ang sa kanya...kong di malandi si mariel bakit naging kabit aber?at duling naman si yuri..hehehe baka magkaugali kayo...hahaha peace!!!

Oyong65 12 hours ago Reply To This Post0
hay naku baklang rob na malapit nang mapanot, lumayas ka na dyan, sarap mong sapakin, tupperware!

On Krista and Pacquiao Issue watched from SNN:

ehanongayon? 60 mins ago Reply To This Post0
SUS PAG SA KIN NANGYARI YAN...SA DAMI NG PERA KO EH IPAPADUKOT KO SI KRISTA AT IPAPA RAPE KO!!!
potpot31 60 mins ago0

buti na lang at wala kang pera. kaya di ka pinayaman ni Lord kasi sa masama mo lang gagamitin!

starfishlanie just mins ago0 ay mali yon! pag ako si jinky papa videohan ko sila kagaya nina katrina halili at hayden kho tapos e post sa internet para naman makita ng lahat kung gaano ka kati si krista ranillo . hindi na nahiya sya din ang dahilan kung bakit naghiwalay sina gina alajar at michael de mesa. kabit din sya dati ni michael de mesa. gaga talaga kapal ng mukha eh.tapos nakunan pa sila ng video na nakasakay sa car ni manny .

Escarillo 2 hours ago Reply To This Post0
HOY ...IKAW KR PUMATOL KA SA WALANG ASAWA PARA HINDI KA MAKARMA OK MATAKOT KA KAY LORD PURKI MAYAMAN C PACMAN GAGAMITIN MO ANG MUKHA MO SA KANYA KAPAL

sakayanon 2 hours ago Reply To This Post0
GANUN NA MAN ANG MGA ASAWA.. SILUSA JUD MAN OII..BAKIT KAU MGA ASAWA MGA SILUSA...KAYA NGA ANG UBAN DHA TULUYAN NALANG GUMAWA SA IBA DAHIL KAU MGA BABAE D NA MAG PA SIPING DVA....NO HEARTS...FEELING HUHUHUHU

Escarillo 2 hours ago Reply To This Post0
HI..PACMAN LUMAYO KA SA MGA BABAE NA MAKATI HANAPLANG ANG PERA MO WAG-NAWAG SIRAIN ANG FAMILY MO ..AT IKAW JINKY WAGKANG PAPATALO GUSTO LANG SIRAIN KAYO WAGKANG IIYAK MAKAKAPAL ANG MUKHA YAN .PERA LANG ANG HANAPYAN SO GODBLESS YOUR FAMILY WAGKANG PADAIG SA MAKAKATING GIRL MAY PERA KA WALANG SINABI ANG MANGAYAN OK MANALIG KA KAY LORD NAGLALAWAY LANG YAN KAY PACMAN SA MONEY ANOH KAPAL GIRL

bencleric 2 hours ago Reply To This Post1
tama talaga si pacman. ang pinoy mahilig makialam sa ibang buhay ng tao. hindi nga naman nila tiningnan ang sarili nila kung ano meron sila. ugali talaga ng pinoy.

doggyball 2 hours ago Reply To This Post0
naku Pacman, ingat sa mga girls dahil baka iyan pa ang maging dahilan ng downfall mo..

bencleric 2 hours ago0 eh ano ang kailangan ni pacman? lalake? normal lang yan sa lalake kung may nainspire na babae

jrsfc212802 2 hours ago Reply To This Post1
hoy kristal kapal ng mukha mo.mamatay kana sana kakainis ka gaga
potpot31 60 mins ago0

mas masama pa ugali mo kay krista. kung may mali cya, wala tayong karapatan manghusga, bakit wala ba kayong ginagawang mali sa buhay nyo!even God (Jesus), didnt condemn adulterer (maria magdalene)...so sino tayo para humatol???

starfishlanie just mins ago0 hoy potpot! ikaw masama ang ugali! tama bang magpakabit sa isang lalaking may asawa just bcause of money.hindi naman nya mahal si manny , mahal nya money ni manny.!!!!

ganda23 3 hours ago Reply To This Post-1
tama ka dyan TEQUIRODAn kahit hndi kay manny na kilalang tao sa kahit sino ay tlagang asawa lang mgtatyga samahan ang aswa nila at aagapay din dahil my sinumpaan sila . Ang mga kabit dyan lang yan kapag may mapapala , yan ang mga kabit???????

kim_gerald 3 hours ago Reply To This Post0
mas maganda pa si jinky sa kanya...

kim_gerald 3 hours ago Reply To This Post0
ang kapal nmn ng face ni krista sa daming lallake jan sa may asawa pa pumatol.nasan ba ang mga magulang nito.lage nlng ciang kabit.para sa akin oo normal sa isang sikat at ubod ng yaman yan pero kung ako kay jinky ipaglaban nya na cia parin ang panlo dhil cia ung asawa.wag nyang hayaan mawala c manny dhil kawawa nmn ang mga bata din.at sana manny pls...wag sanang mangyari un dhil nku ang milyong tao ang tumitingala sau wag mong sirain un dhil lng sa isang krista ranillo na walang modo...mas maga